Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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