i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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