Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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