a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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