dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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