like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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