that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
