ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.