You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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