Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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