I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well