Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)