There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom