when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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