the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Randomize