can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize