what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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