For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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