Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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