I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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