maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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