if you like me you must not know who I am
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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