your parents love me but you hate me
one might say we're banned from that church
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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