were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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