I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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