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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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