My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
