you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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