Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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