Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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