Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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