That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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