I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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