I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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