i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
smell my finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Randomize