just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot