I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy