im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT