it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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