Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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