I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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