So drunk its hurt
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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