I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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