We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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