miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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