And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.