I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila