i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.