I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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