So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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