what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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