To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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