Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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