I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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