arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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