I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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