ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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